Prentley's Diary

I loved tonight's new episode of Family Swirl!

Breaking News!

A famous actor named Will Smith has gotten plastic surgery in preparing for his new role in the hit Speven Spielberg film Red Carpette Cowboy. 

Smith has apparently been in many movies before this one, although I've never heard of any of them. Hitch, Robot, Spiceman, and Pursuit of Happy have all featured this versatile acting man. Hopefully Red Carpette Cowboy will deliver like these other movies. 

RCC is about a woman with a small amount of facial hair and half of her head seperated by an eerie row of teeth who finds love in a coffee shop in Rome. She meets a Small Man (Danny DeVito) who promises her pounds of food and drink, and even pounds of money. She soon realizes he only speaks in voiceover and she finds it scary that his mouth never moves. After leaving like a scared person, she soon realizes she loves Small Man and returns to him in his Parisian loft and gives him her sex. 

But I won't give away the ending! See the movie, in theaters June 31st, to find out how it's ending is!!

Exciting Regulation Changes!!!

Prentley here,
Just wanted to let my fellow RFMers know about the new regulation changes in the RFSL (Really Friendly Sports League if you're a fukkin' idiot). 

After all the controversy over steroid use in all of our various sports departments (the Frimming department especially), the RFSL has decided to make it mandatory to use as much steroid-based medications as humanly possible. 

I know what you might be thinking, "Prentley, wouldn't that mean sports would become a horrifying freak show of oversized muscle beasts?" and the answer is yes, but that shouldn't be a problem. Studies show that today's youth culture is lacking in the freak shows, and Really Friendly Focus Groups have yielded wonderful results showing that today's youth needs a better outlet for looking at freaks, especially because as you all know YouTube is listed under the Prohibited Entertainment section of the RFM Hangbook.

Imagine watching the Frimming Finals with enormous hunks of chemically-enhanced meat running around the field. Imagine sitting down to watch a nice game of Gorpus Horrendous with two huge chemically-enhanced meat machines throwing the Derrip through the Lingonne at 450 miles per second. 

And who can forget the Bassleball Championship, or the Traditional Gherem's Day Parade on March 15th led by all of the MVPs, or the Yeggening Tourney??

I think so Girl, I think so.
-PW

Grading Papers!!!!

Prentley here.
I've recently made myself be a substitute teacher at a high school. I was told, "Prentley, you should assign them a paper about WWII," but I decided this was stupid, because WWII was like, forty years ago and nobody even remembers whose side anyone was on. So I was thinking, "Hmmm Prents old bean, what would interesting the students?" Bassleball! I invented a sport for them called Bassleball and told them they should write a ten page paper on its history, but I just got the papers back and only three of the students took my serious. Some essays I've recieved are called:
Tobacco: God's Favorite Vegetable
When Horace Ate It
History of Gringo Aerobics
What Fluids Are Really Doing To Our Bodies
WWII: 1983-1996

New Product From Really Friendly Corp.

Before and After

(Test subject #774665389 aka Rick Tamoe) Yes, this is the same man!!!!!!!

Mitch "Antoniono.com" Werps from the D-zign® Sector of Really Friendly Corp. down in South Texas/Northern Mexico has D-zigned® an amazing new product called the Greggle, which can use the amazing technology of digital kindness to make angry men turn kind. All you have to do is dip the head of the angry man into the box (pictured below) and hold for 8-16 minutes. Next, you remove the head of the angry man and gently press two of the white wires against his pupils. Your man may squirm a bit, but don't worry! It's normal! Soon his lips will curl into a smile and his brows will no longer be furrowed in a worrying manner.

My Favorite Novelist

Christine Feehan was born George Cunnington on September 20th, 2005, and quickly burst onto the literary scene with the precocious Turbulent Sea in 2008 at the young age of 3 years old! Turbulent Sea is a shocking display of maturity and sexuality. It examines the sexual relationship between a female rock and roller and her Slavic bodyguard. Things heat up when they have sex with eachother. I highly recommend to read it. Her newest book is called Burning Wild. I advise you read this one too! It's about a sexual relationship between a shapeshifter and a woman human. You can watch the trailer here:

Secret Eating

Hey guys,
This is the third act from that old sitcom "Jewels" that was on cbs in '02.
The show was cancelled i think because of Billy's migraines.